You knew this was coming, right?
We like a good laugh around here. And while you can’t order fatCoffee® BacoPineDelight, you can order the real stuff, right here. There’s absolutely, positively, no possible way I’d ever, ever, put bacon and pineapple into my coffee. Butter? Yes. Cheesecake? Maybe. Ground guava? Possibly after missing a night of sleep.
But let’s keep bacon where it belongs: woven into small placemats and used in place of bread slices.